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If announcement jingles at every major station and airport were suddenly in minor key, chaos would ensue.

How do superheroes get haircuts?

A 10 year age gap in an elderly couple isn’t creepy until you equate one was 18 and the other was 8 when they were younger.

If you hosted an April Fools Day party, no one would show up.

Someone has probably ignored an important emergency call on the first of April thinking it was an April fools day prank

In the digital age, death isn’t just absence: it’s watching someone leave the family group chat and knowing they won’t read the next message.

Humans run on puke.

Why would I trust a toothpaste that was recommended by 8 out of 10 dentists? Recommending a good toothpaste would be bad for their business.

Both Snow White movies were the lowest rated Disney movie at some point.

A crocodile has a massive advantage over a lion in deep water, but the lion wins on dry land. Therefore, there must exist a depth of water that makes it an even fight.

Millennials have the most unique perspectives because they lived through the internet, as opposed to before or after it.

Our brains recognize ads so fast, we skip them without a second thought.

With the rise of AI, we will probably soon see the introduction of “artisanal stock photos”.

Laptop computers sit on top of desks far more often than full-sized desktops sit on top of desks.

Do taller actors find it jarring talking to a costar that uses height adjusters, after they take them off?

A lot of people in Lower Manhattan probably had crazy hairstyles for a few days after 9/11 due to haircuts being abruptly interrupted mid way through and nearby salons being closed in the immediate aftermath.

The vast majority of us would not exist today if our parents had used dating apps.

Airport security can probably tell who is starting/ending their trip based on how the bag is packed when it goes through the X-ray.

Almost everybody has a song that reminds them of their ex.

You cannot stop bugs from getting into food, so vegans eat bug meat.

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